no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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