Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
