i would punch a child for taco bell
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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