I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He has the fingertips of a God
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