Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
