If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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