got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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