its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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