she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just cropdusted the office
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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