do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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