how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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