I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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