ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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