with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize