help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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