In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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