During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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