so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
