Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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