She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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