Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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