Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I only lived at night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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