her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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