Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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