Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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