ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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