worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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