Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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