She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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