Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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