Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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