and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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