writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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