I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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