Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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