Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
