doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
he thought i was a dude.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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