Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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