I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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