It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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