singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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