She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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