if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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