When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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