is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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