She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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