You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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