I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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