I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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