Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
