She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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