Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
