I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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