i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
this hospital has no fireball
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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