My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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