I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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