remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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